Lil gone: Yay.
Anoop gone: Boo.
Matt still around: Meh.
Adam: Unsurprisingly spectacular.
Gokey: Unsurprisingly middle-of-the-road.
Allison: Still underrated.
Kris: Still not somebody I really want to listen to.
Disco Week: Surprisingly not awful.
Jillian Reynolds as host of American Idol Extra: Horrible and ignorant of anything related to music.
VoteForTheWorst: Failed their central mission thrice this season. Husband rejoices.
DialIdol: Kind of flailing in a season where the votes between contestants are far too close to make proper predictions.
Kara: Knows what she’s talking about.
People who hate Kara: Don’t know what they’re talking about.
Paula talking about Kris shopping in the women’s section as a metaphor about performing songs popularized by women: Completely understandable.
Simon not understanding the metaphor: Disappointing.
Next week’s theme: Rat Pack.
How it fuckin’ better be: Awesome.
What I’m doing right now: Watching this week’s Hell’s Kitchen. Desiring coffee.
What I’m doing tonight: Seeing David Sedaris.
How that’s going to be: Awesome.
What David Sedaris has to do with genocide and flowers: Nothing.
What Paula Abdul has to do with genocide and flowers: ……..everything………